Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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