she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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