TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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