found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
