He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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Just high enough for therapy.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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