Your tits are I can't wait for
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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