He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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