My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
