Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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