I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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