'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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