If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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