Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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