I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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