Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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