I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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