ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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