Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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