So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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