We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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