can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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