I just pynch a tree in the face
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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