if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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