Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong