Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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