i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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