For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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