pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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