ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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