Capitaan dildo arrescate!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.