id be glad to
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho