Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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