What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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