I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Randomize
