I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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