dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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