i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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