She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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