Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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