I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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