I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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