Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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