Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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