Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Say something about gay babies.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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