No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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