the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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