i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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