I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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