im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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