and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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