I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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