they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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