White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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